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Artist Statement

Some pieces were exhibited in October, 1995 at the age of eight or nine I began introducing woodcuts into my brain. I didn't think any of them were to be commercially produced, blurring the distinction between history (external body) and memory on present consciousness and creating the illusion of space within space. Can feminine space by virtue of its multiple meanings and effects be shown? The Virtual Library: Contents Automobiles & Methods of Logic Banking and Erotica Bookkeeping and the new Bellair building in downtown Toronto and West Berlin clubs, at the time, it must be indicated unmistakably. This may be called 'confrontation pieces.' Louise Bourgeois, 1954 SOURCE: Reading Abstract Expressionism: Context and Critique, Ellen G. Landau, ed., New Haven and London: Yale University Press, 2005, 180f. Originally published in Design, which is the burden of history and expressions through art and exploitation, featuring one murder or suicide for every day of the University of Western civilization.

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Wait what? What did you just read?

I ask myself the same thing after I read a lot of real-life artist statements too similar to the above.

You Can Draw These From a Hat Because It's All Farce

It's okay. It's supposed to be farce. Exactly like too much similar writing about art is not--not intentionally anyway.

Folks have studied and named the fugly beast which is such writing. It is International Art English, or IAE.

Good and Bad Artist Statements

A good artist statement may be:

• Optional: if it is better that there is no statement, please make none
• Clear and accessible
• Usefully informative or descriptive of the art in away that may not be obvious to the observer, but which improves their experience or appreciation of the work upon learning.

A bad artist statement probably:

• Lacks any of those qualities
• Is conceived for any of countless bad reasons which all artists should say no to
• Perhaps at worst profanely anoints and separates The Opaqueonaut: in reality the artist turned fool, but too few people see the emperor's clothes

How This Works

This page randomly selects and serves pre-generated farcical artist statements, many of which were created with computer assistance; for example by statistical sentence recombobulation: training an AI on actual IAE, then having it gurgitate similar stuff.

The statements, being AI-generated, are by nature (and if human-created, by dedication) in the Public Domain.

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This "statement" is from this source file:

jwJMJ6H3qf7Qqfmpfp84_generated_IAE_gibberish__2016_01_02__03_27_56__328369.txt

This page doubles as an API. To get a plain-text statement without this explanation, call the page with any GET variable declared, like this:

http://earthbound.io/data/gibberish-artist-statements/index.php?gib=florf

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