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Artist Statement

In this I hoped to find the aesthetic dimension, the grounding of the State University of Newfoundland, Beaverbrook Art Gallery of Canada, Ottawa. Is it to turn these double inversions, or is it not for one's eyes to see the array? Featured in: Le Bibliothèque Nationale du Québec, Montréal, Québec, William Andrews Clark Memorial Library, University of California, The Museum of Modern Art Library, Artist’s Book Collection, New York City, and then rescinded from circulation to protect a change of direction I will make, verily, with this work.

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Wait what? What did you just read?

I ask myself the same thing after I read a lot of real-life artist statements too similar to the above.

You Can Draw These From a Hat Because It's All Farce

It's okay. It's supposed to be farce. Exactly like too much similar writing about art is not--not intentionally anyway.

Folks have studied and named the fugly beast which is such writing. It is International Art English, or IAE.

Good and Bad Artist Statements

A good artist statement may be:

A bad artist statement probably:

How This Works

This page randomly selects and serves pre-generated farcical artist statements, many of which were created with computer assistance; for example by statistical sentence recombobulation: training an AI on actual IAE, then having it gurgitate similar stuff.

The statements, being AI-generated, are by nature (and if human-created, by dedication) in the Public Domain.

To get another statement, reload the page.

This "statement" is from this source file:

TgsZuz8c9uXqysV49f9m_generated_IAE_gibberish__2016_01_02__03_27_56__403373.txt

This page doubles as an API. To get a plain-text statement without this explanation, call the page with any GET variable declared, like this:

http://earthbound.io/data/gibberish-artist-statements/index.php?gib=florf

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